Internet news outlets didn't waste a moment before pouncing on Tuesday's big story--a woman in her 20s, 5'6", wearing a black outfit and cat mask robbed a New York shoe store and skincare boutique for a total of $586. See the video here. We'd like to point out that Batman's Catwoman is a fan of high-stakes heists, not the sandal-and-lotion variety. No doubt Ms. Catmask is on her computer right now checking out all her media coverage, and if she is reading this we'd like to say:
How about the next time you're on camera you wear an "Adopt a Shelter Cat" t-shirt? It would boost your popularity and make long-time cat activist Selina Kyle proud, and if you don't know who that is, here you go.